What's your scariest moment with a fan? What's the weirdest, craziest fan? (Interview from Teen Vogue)
Zayn:
Someone once asked Liam if he'd lick their face.
Liam:
No someone asked to lick my face.
Louis:
If I was a fan and I actually had the wish to lick Liam's face, I wouldn't ask. Cause you know what the answer's gonna be. I would have just gone for it.
Zayn:
So you're encouraging people to lick our faces?

The extraordinHARRY PhilipPAYNEs is made up of 7100 islands divided into three groups: LOUzon, ViZAYNyas and MindaNIALL.
Katy Perry remembers Niall! (Met her today and asked about Niall)
Me:
Katy, thank you so much for saying yes to Niall Horan!
Katy Perry:
You're a One Direction fan too? It's great to know that I made the right decision. :)

One Direction Memories of 2011.
Niall:
One Direction: Dare to Dream.
Louis:
James Corden's new autobiography [May I Have Your Attention Please?].
Liam:
Russell Brand's My Booky Wook.
Zayn:
This is going to make me sound like a geek, but I read a book called On A Wing and A Prayer. I think it was about World War I.
Niall:
Michael Buble's Onstage, Offstage.
Liam:
The script of An Inspector Calls. That's the only one I've ever read.
Harry:
You've only ever read one book in your life?
Liam:
Yes.
Niall:
Me too. It was called: How To Kill A Mocking Bird.
Liam:
Wasn't it just called To Kill A Mocking Bird?
Harry:
It's confusing because you're 200 pages in and the bird still hasn't died.
Louis:
Lets be honest...if we were around say 10 years ago, people would have no idea who we are because obviously there wasn't twitter, there wasn't youtube so there's none of that. You come over to a country in which you've done absolutely zero promotion and just through the power of the internet that's why we've got such an amazing fanbase out here.
Harry:
We owe all of our careers to electricity.
All:
*laughs*
Zayn:
in the internet. *laughs*
You know you’re a true Directioner when you know every version of WMYB.
DIRECTIONER’S VERSION:
“I’m insecure, I know what for. I don’t turn heads like Danielle & Eleano-o-or.
FIRST VERSION:

“You’re in Southend, with a friend. I don’t like him and I don’t like to prete-e-end. Why can’t you see, he looks at me. Yesterday he started stroking my knee-e-e.”
RADIO 1 VERSION:
“You are so lush, you make me blush”
MATH VERSION:

“You’re insecure, so half a 4, your old brains are not like they were befo-o-ore”
ORIGINAL VERSION:

“You’re insecure, don’t know what for. You’re turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.”

REBLOG IF YOU KNOW WHOSE ALBUM THIS IS.
BEST QUESTION EVER.
Interviewer:
How often do you masturbate?
Niall:
Hahahahahahhaha. YOU DIRTY PEOPLE!!!!
IT’S GOTTA BE HAZ.
Can we FALL one more time? 
STOP the tape…
and REWIND.
