What's your scariest moment with a fan? What's the weirdest, craziest fan? (Interview from Teen Vogue)
Zayn:
Someone once asked Liam if he'd lick their face.
Liam:
No someone asked to lick my face.
Louis:
If I was a fan and I actually had the wish to lick Liam's face, I wouldn't ask. Cause you know what the answer's gonna be. I would have just gone for it.
Zayn:
So you're encouraging people to lick our faces?
Katy Perry remembers Niall! (Met her today and asked about Niall)
Me:
Katy, thank you so much for saying yes to Niall Horan!
Katy Perry:
You're a One Direction fan too? It's great to know that I made the right decision. :)
Niall:
One Direction: Dare to Dream.
Louis:
James Corden's new autobiography [May I Have Your Attention Please?].
Liam:
Russell Brand's My Booky Wook.
Zayn:
This is going to make me sound like a geek, but I read a book called On A Wing and A Prayer. I think it was about World War I.
Niall:
Michael Buble's Onstage, Offstage.
Liam:
The script of An Inspector Calls. That's the only one I've ever read.
Harry:
You've only ever read one book in your life?
Liam:
Yes.
Niall:
Me too. It was called: How To Kill A Mocking Bird.
Liam:
Wasn't it just called To Kill A Mocking Bird?
Harry:
It's confusing because you're 200 pages in and the bird still hasn't died.
You know you’re a true Directioner when you know every version of WMYB.
DIRECTIONER’S VERSION:
“I’m insecure, I know what for. I don’t turn heads like Danielle & Eleano-o-or.
FIRST VERSION:

“You’re in Southend, with a friend. I don’t like him and I don’t like to prete-e-end. Why can’t you see, he looks at me. Yesterday he started stroking my knee-e-e.”
RADIO 1 VERSION:
“You are so lush, you make me blush”
MATH VERSION:

“You’re insecure, so half a 4, your old brains are not like they were befo-o-ore”
ORIGINAL VERSION:

“You’re insecure, don’t know what for. You’re turning heads when you walk through the do-o-or.”

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BEST QUESTION EVER.
Interviewer:
How often do you masturbate?
Niall:
Hahahahahahhaha. YOU DIRTY PEOPLE!!!!

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(Source: bittenbybooks)

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