Me watching the Olympics at age 10:
Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 14:
Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 18:
I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
*singing* It's gotta be youuu~ *voice cracks*
*hits boyfriend in the balls*
Ouch. That hurts. Why did you do that?
If there's one thing I've learned from The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction, it's that you can reach a high note with a little hit on the balls.
and on a lighter note..
glad i wasn’t the only one who tried to find this… what?
THE HAIRY SAUSAGE IS BACK!
oh my god hairy sausage
what is air
I ALWAYS REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME I SEE IT ON MY DASH. EVERY DAMN TIME.
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